This smug looking motherfucker is a Star Nosed Mole.
He runs around in marshlands being pretentious and self-important. It's disgusting.
Wikipedia informs me that "The star-nosed mole lives in wet lowland areas and eats small invertebrates, aquatic insects, worms and mollusks." Really what I glean from this piece of information is that the Star Nosed Mole wades around in filth, scooping up the lowest rung of the food chain with it's Intergalactic Space Vagina and burrows holes in which to gloat.
Congratulations, you're one of the only mammals that gets eaten by the Skunk.
I wouldn't rate the Star Nosed Mole high on the taste agenda, but I don't think it's anything that some Garlic Sauce couldn't remedy.
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